I don’t understand women. I know I’m not the only man to ever have this realization, what bugs me is that the older I get, the less I think I know and the more I realize how little I actually know about the opposite sex.
For instance, what attracts them and why?
For instance, when I’m unshaven like this guy
But dressed like this man
Women with these type of jobs,
seem, to become very attracted to me. In some cases asking for my contact information within a few minutes.
But if I’m clean-shaven like this guy,
and dressed like this man
Even stranger, suit but no beard also gets no reaction.
As for the group of women below, I’m even more unaware of their emotions. How I’m dressed seems to do little to change their behaviour. Of course, I could be wrong.
Like so many men, I think I’m emotionally blind and simply don’t notice anything unless I’m clubbed over the head!!!
So dear readers, what are your thoughts? Can anyone explain why a suit and beard gets some women hot and bothered? Are white collar women giving off similar signals but they’re too subtle for me to notice?
Put your thoughts in the comments section and help a midlife man understand!