The Big List of Bahamianisms

Any country is bound to have malapropisms that are unique.  Mix in a few goofballs, nut cases and word manglers who themselves are unique and you get some pretty startling terminology.  And, for your information I did not make these up myself.  I hear them and my friends know that I collect them so they e-mail me the very best.

Herewith is the BIG LIST OF BAHAMIANISMS (updated periodically) Use At Your Own Risk!

 

Incorrect        Correct or not as bad

 

She touches . . . . she’s touchy

Meal vulture . . . . meal voucher

Industrial crossing . . . .pedestrian crossing

Gimme . . . . . Gimme  (pronounced Gim Uh)

Flee de primesee (Prim-eh-sea) . . . . Leave the premises

I’d like to get to know you more often. . . . . I ‘d like to get to know you more better

Conflictual . . . . . adversarial

Cemetery cups . . . . . Sanitary cups

Palpitable . . . . . palatable

It were very embarative  . . . . .  It was very embarrassing

Conversate . . . . converse

Nagiation (Naggy A shun)     . . . .vexation

Manoleum, milligium . . . . . . . . millennium

Rudolph the Red Nose Ranger . . . . . Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer

Don’t be baffle . . . . Don’t be bashful

Reblemish my cup . . . . Replenish my cup

Slither of ice . . . . sliver of ice

Acid reflex . . . . . .acid reflux

My brain headache . . . . . Migraine Headache

Utensil Care Unit . . . . . Intensive Care Unit

Hurricane Irk . . . . . Hurricane Ike

Sauchez . . . . . . . sausage

Graveliscious, grabaluscious – Avaricious

Timish . . . . . Timid, squeamish

Dramatized . . . . . Traumatized

Highlight me . . . . . . Enlighten me

Diabetical . . . . . . . .  Diabetic

She lives in Mahatma . . . . . She lives inManhattan

The Salami hitJapan. . . The tsunami hitJapan

Old Timers Disease . . . . . . . Alzheimer’s Disease